Strong start to the season by the perennial powerhouse known as
The BALLERSUpdated Thursday April 26, 2012 by Nathan Smith.
This should come as no surprise to any who are in the co-ed B division. The team decided to change its name from the "Old Fockers" to "The Ballers", since its been very hard hard for any of the teams in the league to even compete with us, let alone beat us.
This was no exception when the "Ballers" played mostly-Mostly Sunny last Wednesday.
The score spoke for itself 4-1, but really the game was so lopsided that it wasn't even funny. Despite being down 2 players, the Ballers displayed their usual awesomeness. Goals came from both the men and the women, with newbie Josh ripping a shot past the flat footed goalie, who appeared to be confused during the exchange (he is a ref at D1, so he gets a pass). We gave up a penalty kick to one of their players who should be in London this summer participating on our country's diving team. On the ensuing kickoff the CandyCorn *insert expletive here* dribbled through the entire defense of Mostly Sunny and scored. After scoring he uttered the phrase "Lol, I should have done that earlier".
Tyson - 1
We look forward to facing Mostly Sunny again, and would like to encourage anyone who likes to watch one sided games to come and root for Mostly Sunny. They need all the help they can get.
I don't know who we play next, but I'm pretty confident that they will lose.
***Dislaimer - the views expressed in this commentary are only in jest and fun and should not be interpreted as offensive to any persons involved. signed, LOL